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1. My family coat of arms ties at the
back . . . is that normal?
2. My family tree is a few branches
short! Help appreciated.
3. My ancestors must be in a witness
protection program!
4. Shake your family tree and watch
the nuts fall!
5. My hobby is genealogy, and I raise
dust bunnies as pets.
6. How can one ancestor cause so much
TROUBLE??
7. I looked into my family tree and
found out I was a sap.
8. I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally
challenged.
9. I'm searching for myself. Have
you seen me?
10. If only people came with pull-down
menus and on-line help.
11. Isn't genealogy fun? The answer
to one problem, leads to two more!
12. It's 1999. Do you know where your
Great-Great Grandparents are?
13. A family reunion is an effective
form of birth control.
14. A family tree can wither if nobody
tends its roots.
15. A new cousin a day keeps the
boredom away.
16. After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors
will be adopted.
17. Am I the only person up my tree?
Seems like it.
18. Any family tree produces some
lemons, nuts & a few bad apples.
19. Ever find an ancestor HANGING from
the family tree?
20. FLOOR: The place for storing your
priceless genealogy records.
21. Gene-Allergy-It's a contagious
disease, but I love it.
22. Genealogists are time un-ravelers.
23. Genealogy is like Hide & Seek:
They Hide & I Seek!
24. Genealogy: Tracing yourself back
to better people.
25. "Crazy" is a relative term in my
family.
26. A miser is hard to live with, but
makes a fine ancestor.
27. I want to find ALL of them! So far
I only have a few thousand.
28. I should have asked them BEFORE
they died!
29. I think my ancestors had several
"Bad heir" days
30. I'm always late. My ancestors
arrived on the JUNE flower
31. Only a genealogist regards a step
backwards, as progress
32. Share your knowledge, it is a way
to achieve immortality
33. Heredity: Everyone believes in it
until their children act like fools!
34. It's a poor family that hath
neither a lady of the evening nor a thief.
35. Many a family tree needs trimming.
36. Shh! Be very, very quiet . . . I'm
hunting forebears.
37. Snobs talk as if they had begotten
their own ancestors!
38. That's strange: half my ancestors
are WOMEN!
39. I'm not sick, I've just got fading
genes
40. Genealogists live in the past lane
41. Genealogists do it generation
after generation . . .
42. Cousins marrying cousins: Very
tangled roots!
43. Cousins marrying cousins: A
non-branching family tree
44. All right! Everybody out of the
gene pool!
45. Do I hear the rattle of Chains?
46. Always willing to share my
ignorance . . .
47. Documentation . . . The hardest
part of genealogy
48. For a reply, send a self-abused,
stomped elephant to . . .
49. Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!
50. Genealogy-will I ever find time to
mow the lawn again?
51. That's the problem with the gene
pool: NO Lifeguards
52. I looked up my family tree . . .
there were two dogs using it.
53. I researched my family tree . . .
apparently I don't exist!
54. SO MANY ANCESTORS . . . SO LITTLE
TIME
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